I cried because my dial-up connection was so slow.
Then I met a woman who had no modem...
The computer (we have two dinosaurs) I use for uploading my photos WILL NOT RECOGNIZE THE DIAL TONE!!!
I don't know what happened, but now when I try to go online, it won't.
I am going out this week and buying me a Mac. Really. I know I've said it before, but this time is for real.
But then what do I do with the old computers? And do I want to save any of my old email? What other files will I miss if I don't save them?